samsteroid:

Same here, Britt. Sunglasses can make just about anybody look super cool so, you know, I had to get ‘em. Gotta be hip, hop and trendy and all that, right? It must be super crazy, then, if it tops his bow tie collection. Does it top my chap stick collection?

That is probably one of the truest statements. As long as their not a lame pair of sunglasses, then you just look stupid. I feel so gangsta with glasses on. That’s right! Can’t be looking like a fool. Wow. Um, I don’t know. You do have a really large collection of chapstick. I’m pretty sure you have every single flavor that’s ever been made.